Well, because naming a blog is ridiculously hard…you try it…seriously, it sucks. So to show you how hard it really is we’re going to list of few of our failed attempts to find the perfect name for the Jill Mac Blog…
JM: Cancer Road…Take me Home (with John Denver music in the background)
AC: Dear Cancer
JM: Puke a Mile in My Shoes
JM: Canadianwithcancer
AC: So Cancer Walks Into a Bar
JM: If It’s Not Cancer It’s Crap!
AC: We’re All About That Bass…No Cancer…I’m Bringing Chemo Back!
JM: Oh-Cancer-Da (Canadian National Anthem)
AC: Silver Linings Cancer Playbook
JM: Port Break…Starring Keanu Reeves and Jill Mac
AC: The Cancerfather…Starring the Mich Light Mafia
JM: Cancer Act…Starring Whoopie and Jill Mac
AC: Cancers on the Side…also Starring Whoopie and Jill Mac
JM: Million Dollar Cancer…Starring Hiliary Swank and Jill Mac
AC: I Rode Through Chemo on a Port with No Name
JM: If My Port Could Talk
AC: Billie Jean is Not My Cancer…It’s Just a Cell that Claims that I am the One
JM: Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Your Cancer Speaking
AC: The Hill is Alive with the Sound of Cancer
JM: Cancer Chief…Suck My Dick!
AC: You Say Potato…I Say Cancer
JM: Why Did the Cancer Cross the Road?
JM: Cancer for $1,000 Alex!
AC: The Good, the Bad, the Cancer
JM: The Young and the Cancerless
AC: The Days of My Cancer
JM: Has Anybody Seen My Cancer?
AC: Knock, Knock. Who’s There? I Have Cancer.
JM: Cancer Made Fun
AC: Cancer Isn’t Funny But This Blog Is
JM: Cancer By Number
AC: The History of Cancer…My Cancer Tree
JM: Don’t Step in My Diarrhea…Verbal or Rectal
AC: Liverwurst…I Mean Worst Liver
JM: Senseofhumorrequired
AC: Pandas With Cancer
Please feel free to send us some new ideas of your own!
Funny ones of course.
how
About: You can’t HANDLE the cancer. A few Good Ports
Cancer Time! (to the tune of Can’t Touch This)
Miss Cancerality starring Jill Mac and Sandra Bullock
This one time…. at chemo… (American Pie)
or
This one time, when I had cancer…. (in the tone of when I used to tell stories: “this one time, when I was drunk…”)-that’s for you Dexa L Dexa
Ha! You two are nuts!! My fav’s-
AC: I Rode Through Chemo on a Port with No Name
JM: If My Port Could Talk